ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

  • Amychophilia: sexual arousal from scratching
  • Stigmatophilia: sexual arousal from tattoos and piercings
  • Odaxelagnia: sexual arousal from biting
  • Basorexia: strong craving or hunger for kissing
greekgodsforsocialjustice:

hypervocal:

Go read this story. INCREDIBLE faith-in-humanity restoration.

Today in frat boys not acting the stereotype. *applauds*  5 for you Phi Alpha Tau!
—Dionysus

greekgodsforsocialjustice:

hypervocal:

Go read this story. INCREDIBLE faith-in-humanity restoration.

Today in frat boys not acting the stereotype. *applauds*  5 for you Phi Alpha Tau!

—Dionysus

sealfie:

do you ever read the last sentence of a good book and the last words hall in you like a never ending echo and your life stops for a second where you can’t help to stare at the last page before you finally close the book and let all the emotions fade away