odins-one-eyed-fuck:

in-love-with-my-bed:

capsicleandmetalman:

finnyisintheimpala:

cocoparadis:

circusbones:

gregore:

The Avengers give Peter Parker a ‘hair cut’.

“HOW.”

my little american

THOR OMG

This isn’t science 

thank.

There isnt a single part of this that isnt gold

thefoxxnextdoor:

My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

thr-ill:

My life in a sentence

thr-ill:

My life in a sentence

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

pauliewantsacracker:

when your teacher gossips about other teachers

image

Worker: Welcome to Anthropology!!
Me: *sees pretty dress*
Me: *looks at price tag* $346.00

Anthropology? More like ANTHROPOLOGIZE FOR YO PRICESFUCK.